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Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Just Forget it!

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

No go.

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

No way

Stock futures fall as investors eye Israel-Iran conflict: Live updates - CNBC

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you think about Vivian Jenna Wilson's decision to speak out against her father, Elon Musk, in a public interview with NBC News?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do flat earthers exist?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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